| Bento
| Name: | Lorden Savior |
| Age: | 22 |
| Member since: | Dec 20, 2008 |
| Location: | The marmalade forrest, between the make believe trees, in a cottage cheese cottage. |
| Email: | bento |
| Total archives: | 4 |
| Total images: | 98 |
| Clicked on: | 26287 times |
| Extra info: | If you read my blog then you'll know that I'm a pilates freak, and by pilates I mean waffles.
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Posted 7-28-10 at 3:15pm by Corbnasty69
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If you really believe all that, then why dont you own a gun? If i believed any of that, i would have a bunker full of guns and shit to protect me against all that. I mean, whats the point of warning anybody if you yourself aren't even prepared? So you can say "I told you so" before something eats your brains?
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Posted 7-28-10 at 4:36pm by Bento
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i've been practicing shooting actually... i just haven't bought one yet.... |
Posted 7-28-10 at 7:51pm by PASS
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Get a machete |
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Posted 7-28-10 at 8:49pm by Bento
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you obviously haven't read the zombie survival guide....
In order to kill a zombie with a machete you have to get close to it. You then put yourself in danger of being bitten or killed. Then instead of actually killing a zombie and going onto kill more, you have been added to the zombie population and will go on to kill people or turn them into zombies as well.
at least i know who NOT to team up with when one of these 5 scenarios actually happens. |
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Posted 7-28-10 at 11:09pm by DrNeedlefreak
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I think you should occupy your time with a healthier hobby, like recreational drug use. |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 10:05am by PASS
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On 4 separate occasions and with 4 separate people I have been specifically told I would be the person they want if a zombie apocalypse would happen. With your gun being low on ammo and the enemy approaching fast, you need a weapon for close combat. That said, i'm baked right now and bryant is right. |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 11:28am by Garren
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it's like your dream come true. @bento
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Posted 7-29-10 at 11:52am by Bento
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thats why when the virus or whatever first breaks out you go to costco.
and barricade it.
and bryant, no thank you. I want to be able to fight off the zombies and not have to worry about any addictions. |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 12:30pm by DrNeedlefreak
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see, but the punchline is, If shit goes down I:
A.) have access to a staggering amount of firepower/ammo B.) Am probably a better shot than anyone on here that isn't military personnel, even if fucked up. Moreover, while thoroughly entertaining, I wouldn't start doing the "i-told-you-so" dance because Cracked agrees with you. |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 4:00pm by Corbnasty69
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for real^ on the Cracked thing. Rats are very similar to humans. |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 5:10pm by Corbnasty69
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Also notice that cracked is a humor site.. even the guy who wrote that thinks youre crazy |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 5:18pm by BabyKiller
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I'm not that afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse, I'm afraid of normal people who are waiting in a line, or waiting for a store to open so they can get more stuff. Who knew that acquiring petty worthless shit could be so harmful?
It's so pathetic - people are killed and trampled because of an archaic desire to have shit before others have the same exact shit.
Fuck Chemical Warfare when there are bodies upon bodies layered on top of each, being walked on by people who are trying to get into Wal-Mart.
And besides, Zombies are allegory, a social criticism on the herd nature of human kind. We're all more petrifying than a brainless walking corpse - because we have the ability to discern yet we choose not to... |
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Posted 7-29-10 at 7:27pm by DrNeedlefreak
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^mmm, delicious croatian venom...and not a word of it isn't true. |
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Posted 7-30-10 at 11:37am by Garren
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dying from being fat |
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Posted 7-30-10 at 2:28pm by Bento
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you non-believers are going to be the first to die.
and when you become zombies, i won't think twice to shoot you right in the face.
and i won't forget the double tap, either. |
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Posted 7-30-10 at 4:28pm by PASS
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Silly girl. The overly confident ones die first. It's the people who are least expecting who defy all odds and make it till the end. |
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Posted 7-31-10 at 12:37am by BabyKiller
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i may just shoot you in the face for liking lady gaga, that's pretty zombie behavior right there. |
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Posted 7-31-10 at 4:15am by Corbnasty69
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I think i love you zoran |
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Posted 7-31-10 at 10:08pm by Bento
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thats what the movies want you to believe spencer.
and Zoran, when I trample people and eat their brains in order to see lady gaga, then please, shoot me.
Edited: 7-31-10 at 10:10pm |
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Posted 7-31-10 at 10:23pm by DrNeedlefreak
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seriously, do you even know who george romero IS? |
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Posted 8-4-10 at 3:13pm by Bento
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of course. you think anyone as zombie obsessed as me hasn't seen night of theliving dead? |
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Posted: 9-1-10 at 5:54pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Its been awhile since we all bbq'd |
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Posted: 9-1-10 at 5:14pm
By: Corbnasty69
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I had to remind antishift that i am still the grill sergeant |
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Posted: 8-25-10 at 3:45pm
By: Corbnasty69
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That dog is spoiled rotten. I take him to barbecues and he eats more than anyone there.. its ridiculous |
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Posted: 8-24-10 at 5:31pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Mack is good.. he's gettin old but you cant even tell.. he still acts like a pup |
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Posted: 8-23-10 at 1:26pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Or maybe you just have a little too much time on your hands lol. I know this cause i made a fan page for mack a while back |
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Posted: 8-23-10 at 1:19pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Well now you have got me curious |
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Posted: 8-23-10 at 1:07pm
By: Corbnasty69
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It seemed kind of pointless. I just thought it was funny |
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Posted: 8-20-10 at 9:10pm
By: Corbnasty69
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I just saw scout on the people you may know thing on facebook and i started laughing my ass off |
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Posted: 7-8-10 at 7:04pm
By: PASS
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Well. HOW ARE YOU?!?!?! |
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Posted: 7-8-10 at 9:17am
By: PASS
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Howdy! |
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Posted: 6-25-10 at 1:22pm
By: ZQVIDLIPZ
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Why haven't we hung out or each other yet? |
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Posted: 6-24-10 at 12:43pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Okay. Broke as a joke but I still manage to get by with a little help from friends. In the process of joining the navy and trying to find a temp job to work until i leave. Other than that just waiting for the water to warm up and shooting pool. I beat a 7 last night.. it was pretty bad ass |
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Posted: 6-24-10 at 12:32pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Very cool. Good for you |
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Posted: 6-24-10 at 12:14pm
By: Corbnasty69
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I guess thats pretty fitting for you |
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Posted: 6-19-10 at 5:40pm
By: Corbnasty69
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This was in a wierd spot dont know if you saw it |
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Posted: 6-7-10 at 3:15pm
By: Corbnasty69
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I said it like i said it for a reason haha. turns out it starts at 6 so no i wont be there. son of a bitch.. have fun |
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Posted: 6-7-10 at 3:11pm
By: Corbnasty69
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yeah i play on two teams now |
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Posted: 6-7-10 at 3:05pm
By: Corbnasty69
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oh shit thats right.. i dont know i have a pool match at 7 and a bbq after that and ughh maybe |
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Posted: 6-7-10 at 1:46pm
By: SierraG
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I dont no what ur problem is. ive done nothing to you. I just want to make some friends and im actually a realy nice person |
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Posted: 5-22-10 at 5:58pm
By: Corbnasty69
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No they were playing with manchester orchestra, as in past tense. Now thrice is headlining. Im not even sure who they are playing with |
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Posted: 5-21-10 at 8:59pm
By: Corbnasty69
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I haven't missed a thrice show in about 7 years, so yes. I had tickets to their show with manchester orchestra in eugene but they cancelled for some family reason |
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Posted: 5-21-10 at 12:48pm
By: Corbnasty69
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It was a gift. It was a mcdermot cue and it said it was a thomas engvall pro model. I cant even find anything on anyone named thomas engvall |
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Posted: 5-21-10 at 12:45pm
By: Corbnasty69
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Yeah i wouldn't take mine downtown if i was going to drink for sure. I'm gonna get a new one soon, but it wont be deborah. I swear to god this stick was one of a kind i cant find it anywhere. But if i ever see someone with it, shits gonna hit the fan. Looking at it you wouldn't think that it was a unique stick but i cant even find one like it. |
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